Monday, November 10, 2008

Mr. Potato Head Arrested

The peeping tater was apprehended on Saturday after peeping on a local woman in her shower. The spud had reportedly been seen prowling around other homes in Wichita, particularly homes with young children.

He is being held on counts of breaking and entering, peeping, and indecent exposure as he was wearing only shoes and a hat.

Following his arrest, he insisted that his two year old accomplice, Ethan Teegardin, made him do it. Mr. Teegardin declined to comment.

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